Online Privacy Policy
    By clicking on the link that led you to this window, you agreed that any and all information contained on your computer is now the property of Gus Cooper and Rocket Productions. This includes, but is not limited to: passwords, financial account numbers, dirty pictures, tax records, and funny .mpeg files.
   Gus Cooper and Rocket Productions
do respect your right to privacy, though, so if you type, character for character, the following URL into your browser within five (5) seconds of opening this window, I won't sell your information to the highest bidder:

http://www.OhPleaseOhPlease
MrCooperPleaseDon'tSellMy
PrivateInformation.com/Please/
~+!_@)#($*%&^.html

   Sorry, time's up. If it will make you feel any better, you never really had any privacy rights to begin with. Feel better? I do.